Where is You?
Designer face, got designer clothes –
Designer bag, for your design nose –
Designer shoes to cover
Your pretty little feet.
Where is you?
Poorest boy, you need a toy –
Go get guitar, go get a drum –
Go get that thing, hold onto it.
Forget the hunger,
Hippopotamus.
Where is you?
Can you see what isn’t close to you?
Sadness is a part of everything.
Act like you’re strong, you’re acting still.
And in the end,
You would help.
Where is you?
Designer face, got designer clothes –
Designer bag, for your design nose –
Designer shoes to cover
Your pretty little feet.
Meow Power
everyday, it’s not for
shadows that she wrote
when in life was I
a man that someone loved?
anyway, all these
smiles and lies to know
you can choose before
the night is through
summer days, summer nights
become the fall
you fall all the way
a billion farmers can’t be wrong
all the way,
a women’s mind is like a man’s
don’t we know by now
her body’s worth is more
so they say
that gold will come from the ground
say, what its worth
is where you will return
tell the boys
don’t forget to tell maureen
that when I’ve got it all
I will know to raise a wolf
a billion farmers can’t be wrong
and I know
with a car and many homes
I would still be naked then
that doesn’t mean I’m free
and to dreams
I have dreams enough for you
and dreams to last
forever and a day
you’re not alone
all your friends will be there too
but not for me
I’ve not a thing to wear
a billion farmers can’t be wrong
Song List
Shakedown May 25 (Live)
Lovers for Life
Remembering
Like the Bird
Nobody’s Perfect
Down Under May 25 (Live)
Stay Here with Me
Long Time Gone
Carnivore
Down Under July 24 (Live)
Like the Bird
One Foot in the Universe
Carnivore
10 Forward July 24 (Live)
You Live a Charmed Life, Ed Marszewski
Carnivore
Paris 25 (Club Mix)
Go Clear
Goodbye Seniors
Baker Place June 23 (Live)
Scene Machine (with Keenan Hallas)
Half of Everything (with Keenan Hallas)
Benson November 22 (Live)
Nobody’s Perfect (with Keenan Hallas)
Long Time Gone (with Keenan Hallas)
You as Well (with Keenan Hallas)
Rascal Time Rag (with Keenan Hallas)
Nobody’s Perfect
You used to say you’d be my bride;
I used to think you’d change my life.
When you see me smile again;
Remember when I was your friend.
Nobody’s perfect except for Jesus Christ
Life was set I had it made;
I’d quit my job and start again.
When we went to buy a house;
I found the debt you lied about.
Nobody’s perfect except for Jesus Christ
You just need to get a job;
Get some help and take your medicine.
Instead you cheat and pound your chest;
I feed the girls in curls you left.
Nobody’s perfect except for Jesus Christ.
Oh why? Oh why?
Oh why? Oh why?
Nobody’s perfect except for Jesus Christ.
Stay Here With Me
Summer, I know, is pushing the roses;
When cut from the earth
They’re not meant to last.
I am a sign, I am a road.
You must be seeing to know where I go.
Stay here with me, please;
Stay here with me.
I am suspicious that nobody hears
No matter how hard I pray –
It’s not what I need.
You are my garden, you are my heart.
What can I tell you
Now that you know?
Stay here with me, please;
Stay here with me.
Here we are one,
Here we are one.
You’re kind. That mind!
You say things, your feelings.
I’ve been here some time –
Just wishing someone needs me.
Stay here with me, please;
Stay here with me.
Here we are one,
Here we are one.
Here we are one…
Here we are one.
Cosmic Stream
Your looks sends falling to the stairs
I don’t get the very first part
Learn me with all regret around
Hold on, do the best you can
The thing they lock up at the store
It helps to keep you feeling down
The thing they lock up at the store
It helps to keep you feeling down
You know the world has animals
They’re cute not like all of us
Just ’cause you can close the door
Doesn’t mean the thing is gone
The good could come
If we could talk it out
The good, good for everyone
If we could talk it out
Go tell mom to sell the farm
He’s the one who turned you on
He’s got stuff and he’s got style
And he has got what rhymes with style
You just wanted to believe in fire
C-Town Blues
(blues in G#)
I’ve got the C-Town Blues
I’ve got the C-Town Blues
C-Town Blues
I’ve got the C-Town Blues
Porter says I shouldn’t
But there ain’t no stopping me
I kapo up a fret
I kapo up a fret
Sharks upon my neck
I kapo up a fret
Porter says I shouldn’t
But there ain’t no stopping me
He, fraternal twin
He, fraternal twin
A commie from Ohio
He, fraternal twin
He’s a holy roller
Like a bird on roller skates
I’ve got the C-Town Blues
I’ve got the C-Town Blues
C-Town Blues
I’ve got the C-Town Blues
Porter says I shouldn’t
But there ain’t no stopping me
Porter has a cult
Porter has a cult
Commie from Ohio
Porter has a cult
He’s a holy roller
Like a bird on roller skates
You kicked me in the face
Kicked me in the face
Kicked me in the rain
When you kicked me in the face
Did you tell you Grandpa
You kicked me in the face?
I can’t find my phone
I can’t find my phone
My toilet’s overflowing
I can’t find my phone
Did you tell your Grandma
You kicked me in the face?
I’ve got the C-Town Blues
I’ve got the C-Town Blues
C-Town Blues
I’ve got the C-Town Blues
Porter says I shouldn’t
But there ain’t no stopping me
Questions for P.B.
Can you tell us the Pool Boy origin story?
Pool Boy is a high school AV Teacher who’s grown tired of editing football videos for the weekly narrowcasts. His greatest ambition in life is to be a house music superstar. In defiance he jumps on the field during the championship game and catches what otherwise would have been a game-winning touchdown. The shenanigans land him in a coma – during which he goes on a hero’s journey. When he awakes his track “Goodbye Seniors” has gone viral and his dreams have become a reality.
What’s next for Pool Boy?
Casey Hallas is releasing an anthology of Pool Boy music called “Here Lies Pool Boy.” There are 6 albums. It’s garage electronica so there are samples of cable noise and artifacts embedded in the production just to make things sound less than perfect. In fact, all of my mistakes in life have been intentional. The album covers are intentionally cheesy, even. That’s very creative.
Which Pool Boy album is your favorite?
Well I’d have to say they’re all exceptional. But, if I’d have to pick one or two I’d say Volumes 2 and 3. I think 2 may be the best and it’s not a mystery that the album with the worst artwork is the best album. I did that on purpose too.
What is your favorite Pool Boy song?
Paris 25, Carnivore (Pittsburgh Mix), ummm Egg, Chicken. Some of the abstract ones are great too like – Final Answer. There are really so many great songs – how could I pick just one? Wait, I’m asking the questions here! Meta.
Do you still like to go out dancing?
I’ve been uncomfortable with my herculean sex appeal for a lot of my life – and now that I don’t consume alcohol I just like to get out on the dance floor with some impenetrable sunglasses so nobody thinks I’m jocking and dance like nobody’s watching (California Sober). Oh, they’re watching – but that’s ’cause I’m a great dancer. Pool Boy is.
Is there anything you’d like to say to Steve?
Steve – you are toilet paper on my million dollar shoes. You should not have kicked me in the face.
Why should I see Pool Boy live?
In a word – synesthesia. I’ve finally gotten around to using my own music with my own visuals – so the whole thing is like super tight. It’s love, baby. The way I see things, the way I hear things. All packaged up nicely – loud and bright. Plus Pool Boy likes to just put the stuff on auto and come out and dance too. It’s flies in the face of the whole mythos of performer versus audience. I mean – come on – he’s just a character anyway; celebrity culture and being snively has gone too far! It’s installation art as much as it is performance. We’re all the same really, except Pool Boy is way much cooler.
Did you really make all that music?
Absolutely. Production and performance with the exception of help on some of the early tracks from Charles Pistella and piano on a track by Robin Levy, both from Pittsburgh. Charles Pistella is a genius. And, uh, uh, yeah. It’s pretty much all me and shows my journey as a producer. I feel my life experience is reflected in the range of production ideas and music styles. I mean Pool Boy’s life, duh.
Anything else?
Let’s see – a psychedelic theme park – like Dollywood, but way trippier. Make so much money that I liberate all of my friends and loved ones. Make the world a better place.
Love Island
The desert, what desert?
The desert can’t hold my pain.
This desert, what desert?
The desert can’t hold my pain.
I am an island, I am an island
I am an island in my pain.
I am an island, I am an island
I am an island in my pain.
Love, love, love, love
Love is an island –
Everyone has a place.
Love, love, love, love
Love is an island –
Everyone has a place.
Love, love, love, love
Love, love, love, love
Love, love, love, love
Love, love, love, love
Everyone has a place.
My Music
You will notice vintage cable noise samples laid on top of otherwise pristine recordings in an effort to recreate the garage sounds of American home recordings from 1998-2021. Pick up albums at Casey Hallas on Bandcamp and soon to launch in worldwide digital stores paying fractions of pennies per play – March 15, 2022.
